My mom asked my grandma if she wanted anything from the store and she responded with this list via email, copied verbatim: 

Hi Honey:  Grocery list       

tube of fixodent (Probably in the tooth dept.

Polident

tylenol

string to tie the chair covers on the porch

 milk

cookies

small coffee

nestles chocolate 

      Thank you   Mom  Love you

Ten seconds ago he was maniacal.

“Decreased ability to concentrate and slowness in mental function occur particularly in higher functioning individuals.” #explainseverything

“Do you have a jacket? No? What about when I go outside to smoke? Oh you’re not smoking? Me either, duh. What was your name again?”

Word. RT @missmelissec Ready to see Miike Snow again.

We made it through our first day together. http://twitgoo.com/2l51fd

allz i need for an 11 o’clock dinner is a lil cheese from the @cheesecave :)

Some days you wake up knowing you’re about to get shit on.

Eavesdropping on an economics debate on capital gains and one man just used “e.g.” in a sentence.#onlyinclaremont